We must capture Zizousalem from the Zizonists!

Before it is too late!

Nero send your Romans to destroy the temple

Will do

We must call a crusade

I am in favor of this.

Death1812 also supports we must gather more supporters

Terminal and some guy I don't know have pledged support

Support

Crypt, chess, arbitrator, magi lyfe, and skalle, I have seen you all saw this thread! Don't back out! Your being called to arms!

I support the crusade

The stronghold of Zizou shall be upheld by the hands of his very followers.

Prispeval Guest, 17.04.2014 at 15:48

The stronghold of Zizou shall be upheld by the hands of his very followers.

Lies! Zizousalem shall fall!

Prispeval KYBL, 17.04.2014 at 15:53

Prispeval Guest, 17.04.2014 at 15:48

The stronghold of Zizou shall be upheld by the hands of his very followers.

Lies! Zizousalem shall fall!

Zizousalem can never fall, for it was forged with steel of Latejoin, cast upon the iron-nailed mountains, and protected by the mystical veils of Houdini.

I'll send nazi zombies :3

Charge! Zizouism will falter when we take their holiest city!

We will fire our cannons, throw our bombs! Fire our artilleries and our tanks! We will advance our regiments of infantry! WE WILL CONQUER!

I have spoken to Zizou about this, he is not impressed with this.

I'm sure brother Fruit will be along shortly.

Wait, are we capturing it from the Zizouists or someone else?

How can i help?

Prispeval Unleashed, 18.04.2014 at 03:28

The final battle is near, and their annihilation is at its peak. We are coming, and our numbers will darken your skies, you cannot run, you cannot hide. You cannot pray to the gods, we are gods, and we punish everyone.

If you punish everyone, then you punish yourself. Why punish yourself bro?

Prispeval Unleashed, 18.04.2014 at 04:03

Prispeval Guest, 18.04.2014 at 03:35

Prispeval Unleashed, 18.04.2014 at 03:28

The final battle is near, and their annihilation is at its peak. We are coming, and our numbers will darken your skies, you cannot run, you cannot hide. You cannot pray to the gods, we are gods, and we punish everyone.

If you punish everyone, then you punish yourself. Why punish yourself bro?

You mere mortals may fight try to destroy the the dark, but darkness shall forever cast shadows in the light. You may kill one of us, or you may kill 1,000 of us, but in the end, our battalions will unite, and when that day comes, no light shall escape the black hole that we shall create.

The only black thing around here will be your eye if you don't stop talking trash, I'll put you in a trash can. Now make like a tree and get outta here.

Zizonists response to barbarian crusaders threat:

Your attempts to scare us will fail. The price may be, we may die, but we shall stand and fight. This may be our darkest hour, BUT WE WILL MAKE IT OUR BRIGHTEST MOMENT!
We will not run. We will not hide. The wrath of a thousand nations will fall upon you. Our weapon is our hope. Our motivation is your destruction. We will create destruction beyond measure. ZIZONISM SHALL PREVAIL!

Prispeval Unleashed, 18.04.2014 at 08:06

Prispeval 4Chan, 18.04.2014 at 08:00

Prispeval Unleashed, 18.04.2014 at 04:03

Prispeval Guest, 18.04.2014 at 03:35

Prispeval Unleashed, 18.04.2014 at 03:28

The final battle is near, and their annihilation is at its peak. We are coming, and our numbers will darken your skies, you cannot run, you cannot hide. You cannot pray to the gods, we are gods, and we punish everyone.

If you punish everyone, then you punish yourself. Why punish yourself bro?

You mere mortals may fight try to destroy the the dark, but darkness shall forever cast shadows in the light. You may kill one of us, or you may kill 1,000 of us, but in the end, our battalions will unite, and when that day comes, no light shall escape the black hole that we shall create.

The only black thing around here will be your eye if you don't stop talking trash, I'll put you in a trash can. Now make like a tree and get outta here.

Your attempts to scare us will fail. The price may be, we may die, but we shall stand and fight. This may be our darkest hour, BUT WE WILL MAKE IT OUR BRIGHTEST MOMENT!
We will not run. We will not hide. The wrath of a thousand nations will fall upon you. Our weapon is our hope. Our motivation is your destruction. We will create destruction beyond measure. ZIZONISM SHALL PREVAIL!

See how tough you are when your mom isn't around kid, I'll show you the true meaning of a ruptured spleen and 207 broken bones mate.

Watch yourself kid, I'm special forces.

I command your attention. Upon the walls of Zizousalem our faith depends. There, far away in the sight, the barbarians huddle.
This is our hour, this is our world, this is our home. We may fall, but they will always remember us. Friends and family, brothers and sisters, we stand together against overwhelming odds! WE WILL STAND! WE WILL FIGHT! AND IF WE DIE, WE WILL BE FOREVER CARVED INTO THEIR MINDS! UNITE, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! UNITE!

CHARGE!!!!!

It was a glorious day, filled with bloodshed, tears and anger. The Global Liberation Society fired artillery on the Zizouists stationed in the province of Zizovka. People huddled in bunkers in Zizousalem, hoping that victory would be theirs.

The GLS prepared for battle. They knew it would be a difficult fight. They told their men to fight hard, show no mercy and take no POWs. The Generals, Kentuckyball, Nero and AlexMauzer were perfecting their strategy to win this battle. They spent a decade, finding weaknesses and choke points. They knew all of the rivers, their maps were perfected. They had advanced tech, and were confident.

Then war was declared.

Silly infidels, the coalition of BiteMe-WBL-Dalmati could not topple the Empire, neither shall this pig-disgusting cluster of peasants in which you call a Crusade. You are swine without religion, heretics to be disregarded and discarded from this world, zizou remains silent for he needs not speak the terrors that will be released upon the infidel should they continue their ways, as Grand Vizier I am benevolent and will not slaughter you immediately, I allow you all one chance to retract your support of this goyim and embrace the true faith of zizouism.

Should you refuse, I have no other choice than to order General Hdrakon to execute your entire families while they stay behind undefended.

Rule, Byzantia!

I had a dream. A truly terrible dream. All I saw in front of me was fire and sorrow. Then I saw a light, and the light spoke to me. Not in words of this Earth, but I understood completely. This light lead me from the fire and anguish, and brought me to a paradise, uncomparable to anything I've ever seen. This light was Zizou. Brothers, we must call of this foolish Crusade. All that awaits us is damnation. No longer do I wish to be apart of this so called justice.

After I pr'd cow and fruit about the truth on zizou they removed evidence.

If playing 50k world games is against the teachings, why does he himself play it?

Zizou was defeated by Khal! ZIZOU IS NOT A GOD. FIGHT TO THE TEMPLE

The skies turned red, and the winds bring the smell of death. ZIZOUSALEM! Even though one of their generals refused to take part in this barbarian campaign, we are stil hopelessly outnumbered. We are surrounded. And before we soak this sacred land with endless blood, let us have a moment, for the final speech. What happened in Zizovka is a crime against humanity which we shall avenge even if it means we have to pull their hearts out alive. Let the war...begin.