UN games provide a realistic simulation of modern diplomatic relations

*decent players pick the UN
*another decent player picks a relativl small country
*random players pick the rest
turn 1 strated
player 1:OH YEAH UN GAME
PLAYER 2:ALLY? ALLY? ALLY?
PLAYER 3:HOW DO U PLAY THIS
player 4:I DECLARE WAR ON PLAYER 5
player 5:COME AT ME BRO
player 5:PLAYER 6 ALLY?
player 6:DURR DURR K
*decent players bearly put a word out
turn 2 started;
*i bearly gave a damn about what the other players wrote beacuse the chat was flooded
turn 3 strated
player 1:UN PLAYER 3 ATTACKED ME WITHOUT DECLARING WAR PLS KILL
player 3:WHAT I DO WRONG? PLS TELL ME
*entire server allies player 2
*player 4 puts an half decent fight against player 5
player 5:UN PLAYER 4 STARTS ATTACK ME PLS DO SH**
player 6:I DECLARE WAR ON PLAYER 4
turn 4 started:
player 1:PLAYER 3 STOP ATTACK ME
*player 1 didn't even attack player 3
player 1:UN WTF YOU DO PLAYER 3 KILL ME PLS HELP
UN:allright..what have he done?
player 1:HE ATTACK ME WITHOUT DECLARE WAR
UN:heh..
player 4:YAY I HOLD YO CAP
player 5:WTF UN HE GOT MY CAP
other UN:meh...gotta do my sh** i guess
*one of the decent players took a coutnry from player 7,which dosn't know english
turn 5 strated:
player 7 surrendered
*UN guy puts down player 3
player 3:WTF HOW IS ME LOSE MY STUFF
player 1:PLAY BY THE RULES NEXT TIME FAGGET
player 3 left the game
player 3 dissconected
player 1:WOOO IM A **ING BOSS
*player 4 lost player 5's cap beacuse of player 6 and the other UN
other UN:player 4 the rules say that you don't take people's cap
player 4:WTF THIS GAME IS SH**
player 5:YOU SUCK AT LIFE
turn 6 started:
UN:player 1 i need those countries player 3 left with
player 1:**K YOU THESE ARE MINE
UN:the rules say so....
player 1:**K YOU GO TO HELL YOU IS BAD UN **K YO MAMA FAGGET
UN:sigh...
*player 5 lost his cap again
player 5:UN WHY U NO KILL PLAYER 4 U WORSE UN EVAR **K YO MAMA BIA**H NYGUH
other UN:ok son...
UN guy 3:WTF PLAYER 8 U ATTACKED MY SMALL A** COUNTRY WITH AN INCOME OF 3 I DON'T NEED AAHHHHHH
decent player:i declare war on player 8 for doing that
turn 7 started
*decent player takes 2 countries from player 8
player 8 surrendered
UN guy 3:DECENT PLAYER YOU FAGGET GIVE BAK COUNTRIE OR I LEARSTER U MAMA
decent player:fine...fine
*other UN gets player 5's cap back when player 5 does nothing to do so
player 5:YAH I GOT MY CAP BACK NO THANKS TO **ING GAY UN WHO KNOWS SH** WORST UN EVAR **K HIM
other UN:sigh...
player 6:PLAYER 4 DICTATOR WE MUST KILL HE
player 2:YAH!!!
*entire server other then the decent player allyfags against player 4
turn 8 strated
decent player left the game
decent player dissconected
player 4:WTFUALLALLYFAGME
player 5:YOUR A DICTATOR U MUST DIE FAGGET PLAY BY THE RULES
player 9:wasn't he allready doing that?
player 5:**K YOU **k YO MAMA HE WAS CHEATING ATTACK OTHER PLAYER IS ILLEGAL IN UN
player 4:WTF I DECLARED WAR ON YOU C**KSUCKING FAGGET B**CH H0M0 NYGUH
player 1:**K OFF FAGGET YOU ATTACKED FRIEND YOU DIE LIKE B**CH F**K YOU
player 2:KILL PLAYER 4 CUZ DICTATOR
turn 15 started
player 4:YAH I STILL LIVE B**TCHES
player 5:UN YOU B**CH NYGUH WHY U NO INTERFARE DIS GUY DICTATOR **K YOU MOMA U BAD UN LEARN TO UN GAME
player 2:BAD UN BAD UN
player 1:TERRIBLE UN YOU SUCK AT LIFE **K YOU U SUCK
player 9:but he was doing his job people
all players: **K YOU MOMA PLAYER 9 U TERRIBLE U DICTATOR WE DECLARE WAR ON U
turn 20 started
player 4 left the game
player 4 dissconected
*player 9 left the game when everyone declared war on him
player 5:YAY LETS ALLY END
player 2:ALLY END ALLY END ALLY END
player 1:ALLY END DURR DURR
UN:okay you get your ally ends
turn 25 started
*the ally end get's stalled for no reason
UN guy:AHHHHHHH
UN left the game
UN dissconeccted
i don't know what happens after that

Remember kids, don't play UN games because this is the short term effects for playing UN games.

Lol, theres always somthing that happens in UN games lol.

Prispeval Bens284, 09.12.2012 at 01:18

Lol, theres always somthing that happens in UN games lol.

how very insightful.

So accurate its scary.

I like UN Games

Meh, fich dich

Nah,it can be fun if half of the ppl there are "normal"

I like how the UN in UN Games likes to troll other countries.

*le Iran declares war and attacks Iraq*
*I want to side with Iran*
*le UN: NO, u no interfere*
"20 weeks later when UN killed Iran for being "Rouge""
*le me: Help me UN, I gotz 3v1 without declared war and I am not a rouge!*
*le UN: no sry, is legit war. Find someone else to help you."

mfw

Prispeval Reporter, 12.12.2012 at 22:17

I like how the UN in UN Games likes to troll other countries.

*le Iran declares war and attacks Iraq*
*I want to side with Iran*
*le UN: NO, u no interfere*
"20 weeks later when UN killed Iran for being "Rouge""
*le me: Help me UN, I gotz 3v1 without declared war and I am not a rouge!*
*le UN: no sry, is legit war. Find someone else to help you."

mfw

you frogot the important part:
*you cap one of the players*
*UN:WTF U CAPZ PPL ROUGE I KEEL U"

I think UN games are pretty damn boring, only getting like 200 SP for 2 hours of allyfagging. They take away players from better games too which is very annoying. I wish UN games would be abolished.

Prispeval Skittzophrenic, 13.12.2012 at 11:58

I think UN games are pretty damn boring, only getting like 200 SP for 2 hours of allyfagging. They take away players from better games too which is very annoying. I wish UN games would be abolished.

amen

UN games with legit players are fun. I'm talking like Aristo legit.

Prispeval Reporter, 12.12.2012 at 22:17

I like how the UN in UN Games likes to troll other countries.

*le Iran declares war and attacks Iraq*
*I want to side with Iran*
*le UN: NO, u no interfere*
"20 weeks later when UN killed Iran for being "Rouge""
*le me: Help me UN, I gotz 3v1 without declared war and I am not a rouge!*
*le UN: no sry, is legit war. Find someone else to help you."

mfw

How is this not accurate? I find it a perfect example to modern day diplomacy and "UNinvolvement".

Prispeval Jim Jimmies, 14.12.2012 at 22:48

Prispeval Reporter, 12.12.2012 at 22:17

I like how the UN in UN Games likes to troll other countries.

*le Iran declares war and attacks Iraq*
*I want to side with Iran*
*le UN: NO, u no interfere*
"20 weeks later when UN killed Iran for being "Rouge""
*le me: Help me UN, I gotz 3v1 without declared war and I am not a rouge!*
*le UN: no sry, is legit war. Find someone else to help you."

mfw

How is this not accurate? I find it a perfect example to modern day diplomacy and "UNinvolvement".

>Picks Mexico
> a Noob Picks USA
> a Noob Picks Canada
-I spam marines until turn 15-
Me: USA can i kill canada?
USA: Sure, but i want all of canada fields.
Me: i declare war on canada
UN1: Sure
* Sends a stack of 70 marines by land*
-turn 18-
USA: Mexico, get the fuck out of my territory, you have 2 turns or i kill your troops.
Me: ok. but i am almost in canada :/
Canada: Help me usa, help me plx, kill mexico.
-Turn 20-
Mexico: ok i am almost at canada, this turn i will get out of usa
USA: is late, i will kill you.
UN1: NO, this is the 2nd turn.
USA: is already late.
-Turn 21-
*USA attacks all my marines and fails*
*Walls of canada are broken*
Me: wtf stop it usa
USA: you are on my land i will kill your troops
*Meanwhile canada is annexing my islands
-Turn 22-
Canada: hahaha you will die mexico
-Turn 23-
*Mexico attacks usa, and takes over 60% of his territory
USA: wtf, un, mexico rougue, mexico rougue!
USA: you are death mexico! i will kill you now!
-Turn 24-
*USA invades mexico*
*UN1 tells me that he will attack usa until usa kills my president*
-Turn 25-
*USA takes mexico*
*Mexico takes 90% of usa territory and cities*
*USA is declared rogue*
-Turn 26-
*UN2 takes over the rest of usa*
*UN1 retakes mexico*
*USA only has his capital*
-Turn 27-
UN1: ok, usa will get all his land.
Me: wtf man, at least let me keep texas
UN1: no
USA: you are death mexico!
-Turn 32-
*USA is telling me since turn 27 that he is gonna kill me once un gives him his land back*
-Turn 33-
*mexico attacks canada,and retakes usa land*
UN1: mexico rougue, i will kill you now.
-Turn 38-
*Mexico is reduced to capital cuz un is a douche bag*
*USA gets 100% of his land back, and gets all mexican islands*
-Turn 40-
Everyone on asia/europe is death, only 6 players remain, and everyone forms a coalition againts USA/CANADA.
*UN Declares that everyone except canada and usa are rougues and lets usa kill mexico.. and mexico is disarmed cuz un noob*
*Everyone ragequits, and UN's go rougue*
-Mexico convinces un to ally-end: usa,mexico,canada,un1,un2, and 2 european nations win-

This is so true but i play UN games because they are popular and is like 80 percent of every game. i get no SP and i can never declare war on anyone

Prispeval FaLLenXH3R0ESx, 16.12.2012 at 21:41

This is so true but i play UN games because they are popular and is like 80 percent of every game. i get no SP and i can never declare war on anyone

I once got 1k SP from a UN game. Don't believe me? Check my stats.

Prispeval FaLLenXH3R0ESx, 16.12.2012 at 21:41

This is so true but i play UN games because they are popular and is like 80 percent of every game. i get no SP and i can never declare war on anyone

You are American pal, if you can't find a reason to war then just make yourself one. Just as an example:
If there is someone you want to attack but you have no reason to, then simply attack a big stack of his with one single infantry unit. Nobody will notice the attack but the two of you.
Now either the other person is going to attack you right away, or complain to the UN. Complaining to the UN will leave him frustrated, because he has no whatsoever proof and it's simply his word against yours.
Also, since he started to complain the UN will probably think that he is just trying to start a war.
He might get so frustrated that he does to you what you did to him. In that case, if he really attacks you with one unit, be ready to make a screenshot and upload it asap.

In this example you can already find a ton of reasons to go to war. And that all legally in the eyes of the UN, which is why you'll be able to dictate the rules through the UN.
Make the UN your tool and you will be able to make far more than lilDs 1000 SP in a game.

Prispeval learster, 17.12.2012 at 14:29

Prispeval FaLLenXH3R0ESx, 16.12.2012 at 21:41

This is so true but i play UN games because they are popular and is like 80 percent of every game. i get no SP and i can never declare war on anyone

You are American pal, if you can't find a reason to war then just make yourself one. Just as an example:
If there is someone you want to attack but you have no reason to, then simply attack a big stack of his with one single infantry unit. Nobody will notice the attack but the two of you.
Now either the other person is going to attack you right away, or complain to the UN. Complaining to the UN will leave him frustrated, because he has no whatsoever proof and it's simply his word against yours.
Also, since he started to complain the UN will probably think that he is just trying to start a war.
He might get so frustrated that he does to you what you did to him. In that case, if he really attacks you with one unit, be ready to make a screenshot and upload it asap.

In this example you can already find a ton of reasons to go to war. And that all legally in the eyes of the UN, which is why you'll be able to dictate the rules through the UN.
Make the UN your tool and you will be able to make far more than lilDs 1000 SP in a game.

true i never thought of it now that i think about it i can make sooooo many excuses to attack i can feel the american in me exploding in ideas for attack. lol im going to put these into effect when i get out of school

Prispeval FaLLenXH3R0ESx, 17.12.2012 at 18:33

true i never thought of it now that i think about it i can make sooooo many excuses to attack i can feel the american in me exploding in ideas for attack. lol im going to put these into effect when i get out of school

You can also ask me on how to start wars. I can come up with a billion reasons without doing what learster said.

Prispeval learster, 17.12.2012 at 14:29

Prispeval FaLLenXH3R0ESx, 16.12.2012 at 21:41

This is so true but i play UN games because they are popular and is like 80 percent of every game. i get no SP and i can never declare war on anyone

You are American pal, if you can't find a reason to war then just make yourself one. Just as an example:
If there is someone you want to attack but you have no reason to, then simply attack a big stack of his with one single infantry unit. Nobody will notice the attack but the two of you.
Now either the other person is going to attack you right away, or complain to the UN. Complaining to the UN will leave him frustrated, because he has no whatsoever proof and it's simply his word against yours.
Also, since he started to complain the UN will probably think that he is just trying to start a war.
He might get so frustrated that he does to you what you did to him. In that case, if he really attacks you with one unit, be ready to make a screenshot and upload it asap.

In this example you can already find a ton of reasons to go to war. And that all legally in the eyes of the UN, which is why you'll be able to dictate the rules through the UN.
Make the UN your tool and you will be able to make far more than lilDs 1000 SP in a game.

but then if the person HAS a proof to that,the UN will say "HURR DURR ROUGE DURR DURR" and come after you for no reason instead of declaring war between you two

Prispeval learster, 17.12.2012 at 14:29

Prispeval FaLLenXH3R0ESx, 16.12.2012 at 21:41

This is so true but i play UN games because they are popular and is like 80 percent of every game. i get no SP and i can never declare war on anyone

You are American pal, if you can't find a reason to war then just make yourself one. Just as an example:
If there is someone you want to attack but you have no reason to, then simply attack a big stack of his with one single infantry unit. Nobody will notice the attack but the two of you.
Now either the other person is going to attack you right away, or complain to the UN. Complaining to the UN will leave him frustrated, because he has no whatsoever proof and it's simply his word against yours.
Also, since he started to complain the UN will probably think that he is just trying to start a war.
He might get so frustrated that he does to you what you did to him. In that case, if he really attacks you with one unit, be ready to make a screenshot and upload it asap.

In this example you can already find a ton of reasons to go to war. And that all legally in the eyes of the UN, which is why you'll be able to dictate the rules through the UN.
Make the UN your tool and you will be able to make far more than lilDs 1000 SP in a game.

See? Just claim he has nukes at your borders or isnt sharing oil. Its the clusterfuck american politics is today!

Prispeval Jim Jimmies, 19.12.2012 at 19:36

Prispeval learster, 17.12.2012 at 14:29

Prispeval FaLLenXH3R0ESx, 16.12.2012 at 21:41

This is so true but i play UN games because they are popular and is like 80 percent of every game. i get no SP and i can never declare war on anyone

You are American pal, if you can't find a reason to war then just make yourself one. Just as an example:
If there is someone you want to attack but you have no reason to, then simply attack a big stack of his with one single infantry unit. Nobody will notice the attack but the two of you.
Now either the other person is going to attack you right away, or complain to the UN. Complaining to the UN will leave him frustrated, because he has no whatsoever proof and it's simply his word against yours.
Also, since he started to complain the UN will probably think that he is just trying to start a war.
He might get so frustrated that he does to you what you did to him. In that case, if he really attacks you with one unit, be ready to make a screenshot and upload it asap.

In this example you can already find a ton of reasons to go to war. And that all legally in the eyes of the UN, which is why you'll be able to dictate the rules through the UN.
Make the UN your tool and you will be able to make far more than lilDs 1000 SP in a game.

See? Just claim he has nukes at your borders or isnt sharing oil. Its the clusterfuck american politics is today!

"Preventive-Strike"
lol

Try leading a rebellion and use nuclear terrorism, also try to kill the swiss bank, making the UNs losing money and going for fields

And with enough rebels, you might win and get 1K or 2K SP

You have to kill the bank early or the UNs will tear you up even with no bank.

AU or USAN can take a naval base, but they must be ready for the even units

Eastern Asia is pretty secure, you need China, India and Japan a nd you might just might win, but you need nukes ready!

experienced UN in taking down terrorists and rebels

I played a UN game once as China and LilD got really pissed off at me for killing him.

Glgo was China and got over 3K SP.

Be nazi and you might have reasons to attack .

All UN game is run by noobs lower then rank 4, i mean they remake un once and named the game no wulf because they are afraid to get killed by me. so they kick

I've played it only two times, but been avoiding it since then.

UN is not fun with noobs, but with some nice players leading a rebellion it get's better.

Prispeval Guest, 01.02.2013 at 10:40

UN is not fun with noobs, but with some nice players leading a rebellion it get's better.

Like you're a pro...